Once there was a king who had become bewildered. A mysterious ailment made all his bones ache and his blood boil so that all he could do was groan in his bed. And this condition made him more passionate than ever about spreading his kingdom to new territories. So the mapmaker became his most favored servant and he found a success he had never known. As long as the king’s knights kept discovering new lands.
But one day the knights came to the mapmaker and told him that they could no longer find any new territory. They told him that they sailed to the end of the sea and found nothing but sea. The mapmaker knew that such news might kill the king by killing his spirit. And so the knights agreed with the mapmaker to keep their beloved king alive with whatever maps he created and the tales they would tell about it.
The mapmaker made maps of new places that didn’t exist except in his mind. And the knights told the king tales of these lands. And the king listened more intently and become more passionate than ever about his growing kingdom. And the king’s pleasure drove them to invent more elaborate maps and more epic tales. And it strengthened the king’s spirit so much that one day he got out of bed and walked into the garden to tell the mapmaker and his knights who were busy conspiring over their new batch of tales and the king told them to ready the ship because they were going to tour their newly acquired lands. In shock and horror, the mapmaker and the knights did as the king said.
They sailed out to sea and kept sailing where they had found nothing before. The mapmaker and the knights caught themselves even hoping that the lands they created would just magically appear. They tried to blame it on the tides and the winds. And after sailing in the nothingness for months and with supplies running low, the king demanded that they return home.
On the return trip, the king did not leave his cabin and did not ask to see anyone except those serving him food and drink. It seemed like the longest trip the knights had ever taken for not a soul uttered a word. They looked at the mapmaker with evil eyes because it was his fault for getting them into this mess. And the mapmaker looked at them with disdain for not having somehow taken them somewhere that might’ve resembled the amazingly accurate maps he created, even though the accuracy was all in his head.
Back at the castle, the king invited them all to a lavish feast. When they saw how lavish it was, it worried them that the king had something evil in mind for them. And he raised his chalice and they theirs. And the king told of their new conquests. And his men chimed in. And never did they have such a night of revelry.